owlcatsandtea:

hanna falk cross fucked a pizza 

amazing

I did not

Please don’t?
…Too late.

Please don’t?

…Too late.

ahomicidalmaniac:

*just. fucking. shoves. you.*
WHAT IS YOUR BEEF.
[crookedly attempts to shove back with only one arm. Wait, where’s the other one??? IT WAS JUST THERE A SECOND AGO, WASN’T IT????
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
Whips out a knife. You want a fucking fight, I’ll fight you dammit.]

My beef? My BEEF?

[He ain’t scared of no fuckin’ knife, son. But Hanna never forgets what happened, and his anger bubbles up even faster now with a surge of power.

No more words. He’ll just try and tackle the fucker to the ground.

Two guys, three arms, one knife. Sounds like the beginning of a horrible joke.]

eloarei:

Can we please bring this dumb meme back?

Pretty accurate.

eloarei:

Can we please bring this dumb meme back?

Pretty accurate.

FNaF AU where all the animatronics are Ples

askfordoodles:

"The animatronics do tend to get a bit ‘quirky’ at 12:21…”

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"SCREEEEE-MAY I SUGGEST AN EXPERIMENT?!!"

W E L P

hannawolfcross:

"I’m talking like this because I want to fuck you. Are all you gingers this dense? No wonder this Hanna’s such a fucking doormat. FUCK. YOU. I WISH TO FUCK YOU AND EAT YOUR ENERGY. We clear now? Good. Strip."

jdskjdfg—

You’re in my bro and all and I don’t really want to hurt him, but I have holy water and I know how to use it.

So just keep your hands to yourself.

I am

            incredibly uncomfortable

hannawolfcross:

"I want to fuck you. Do you like it up the ass or would you prefer I suck you off. I’m down for either," the incubus said, his black demon tail swaying behind him.

Okay wow what

why ar eyou

talking like that

I need an adult