((okay i’m done being awake now

i don’t work tomorrow so i’ll do some writing crap))

imnotaterriblevampire:

Not a sir.

Just Conrad.

Rest well so you can be running around to cause trouble as usual. There’s not really any havoc without Hanna.

It’s never really the same.

…right. Heh.

Believe me, there’s plenty of havoc around without my presence.

But… But th-thanks, Conrad. You’re contastic.

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the-servant:

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You lost a finger before, Hanna-boy.
How will you fare without an entire hand?

Dude I’ll still beat you silly with a stump.

Bring it on mothafuckaaaa

hemoknight:

falkinghannacross is doing me proud tonight.

embrace the inner vantas, man. get angry.

life has given you lemons SQUEEZE THE LEMONS ONTO A PAPER CUT ON HIS NUTSACK.

I just need to beat his skull in.
It’s an overwhelming urge right now.

imnotaterriblevampire:

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[Fine, only this once. Because you look pathetic. Also because you’re a Hanna. Have your hug. Revel in it.]

[He’s learned that looking pathetic can save his life. William taught him well. So he’ll look pathetic if it means he doesn’t have to be alone.]

…thank you, Sir.

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the-servant:

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You lost a finger before, Hanna-boy.
How will you fare without an entire hand?

I will use that hand and slap you right in the goddamn mouth.

imnotaterriblevampire:

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To be fair, he probably deserves it on occasion.

…You know, Hanna. I may like you, but I’m not going to give you a hug. I’m not exactly one for touching people.

…please?

imnotaterriblevampire:

Who said I was being mean?

No I didn’t mean you were being mean. I’m just saying. He saved my dumb ass so I don’t wanna see anyone treating him bad. Y’know?

Okay good, c’mere and gimme a hug.

sodoffyabuggers:

Remember to bring protection *hands him a ramen spice packet*

The most delicious protection

*whispers* thaaank yooou