How's your hair coming along?

It’s doing fine. Nearly back to normal length. Kinda looks different where the scars are, but it’s not so bad.

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Bird scientists have spent centuries trying to figure this out.

And no, I don’t mean ornithologists. I mean birds in tiny lab coats.

Humans can’t really figure it out, something to do with easy-listening music and subliminal bird messages. Birds don’t trust humans much anymore after the whole ‘Big Bird incident’ in ‘94.

So to answer your question? I’m not really sure. I hope to one day win the birds’ trust so I might partake in this knowledge (if they’ve figured it out, anyway).

Hanna! :D Oh, is good to seeing you up and about, my leetle friend.

Alexei! I could say the same for you! How’re you feeling?

Heyyy, y’know what I haven’t done in a while?

Misinformation Monday!

Ask me stuff. I’ll give you the wrong answers.


"You deserve to be a recluse…so long as it’s not a recluse spider." She gave an awkward chuckle and watches him a moment with a smirk. Toni finally sits up aswell and scratches at the back of her neck.

"Tch, always cute." She murmured and wrinkled her nose at him. However the question came as a little surprise. It’s been a while, yes, but still. 

Toni nudged him lightly. “If you feel up for it we can do whatever you like. In the mood for something, Hanna?” She asked brightly, and grinned to match his goof.

"Pff, a spider probably wouldn’t give you as much trouble."

Her comments always make him blush like the most awkward person ever to person.

He rubs his chin thoughtfully. “Well… I dunno, actually. We could go to the library or something…? Or maybe see what sorts of movies are playing downtown?” Hanna isn’t quite sure how social she wants to be; then again, he’s not sure how social he wants to be either. It’ll be good for them to get out and do something, even if it’s just a quick stroll down to the drugstore to get gummi bears.

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My unlife, as usual.

Nothing new. Mostly the same routine for the past 4 years.

Why do you ask?

That’s cool, that’s cool. Like art and stuff? Or just… chillin’?

Am I not allowed to ask how my friend is doing…?

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character


They’ll have to:

  1. Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.
  2. Answer that question.
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How’s living feel?

…’s all right.

What’ve you been up to?